three ugly kitty cats...
wiki of my ugly yucky cats. they're not very sweet little ladies and like to cuddle and eat all day :3 DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THEIR SWEET LITTLE KITTY CAT FACES!!!
mingming
age | favorite toy | favorite treat | napping spot |
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6 years | sticks & shoelaces | lickables | foot of the bed |

the oldest and the most EVIL of all three cats. i had found her when she was only about 3 or 4 weeks old and i took her in :3 apparently four weeks in a bush is enough to turn a cat into the most EVIL, VIOLENT, and MISCHEVIOUS creature that has ever graced this planet... she is an absolute DIVA and requires as much pets as humanly possible. unless you pet her WRONG. she is NOT afriad to bite and scratch if you ACCIDENTLY pet a little to low on her back... DO NOT MESS WITH THIS CREATURE!!!
besides her unforgivable crimes and extensive list of crimes and felonies, once in a while, she will activate baby mode. baby mode is when all of a sudden she chooses to be the cutes and darlingest little cat i've ever seen... she won't bite or hiss, and instead meows politely to cuddle. she becomes extremely affectionate and even cries and cries so i can go to bed with her...
jepuepue
age | favorite toy | favorite treat | napping spot |
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4 years | ribbons | fries | under blankets |

possibly the worlds loudest cat. she seems very nice and cute at first, but if she likes you too much, she'll KILL for you. i've never seen a cat CLIMB walls, SCRATCH doors, and SCREAM at the top of her little lungs to sit on my lap and get butt scratches...
she loves being pet so much that she'll stiffen up like a board and push herself against me so i keep scratching the right spots, like her lick button. when i pet her in the right spot, she automatically begins licking the air. very gross.
bolbol
age | favorite toy | favorite treat | napping spot |
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4 years | my hand | everything | pillows |

god's most greediest cat. she is very calm and very quiet most of the time, but if there is ANY sound of kibble, opening cans, or treat bags, she is SCREAMING for anything. her favorite activity is loafing in front of the feeder with her head hanging low... at least she is ashamed of her disasterous behavior...
besides that, she is a very respectable and kind cat. she has very tiny meows and kind to other cats. bolbol loves rolling around in soft blankets while she screams at me for more butt pats...